The only exercise I do is exercising my jaws….by eating.

I’m mentally ready for summer… But not physically.

nuodai:

im such a fuckign jealous asshole i pretend like i dont care but i care so much im gonna explode

relahvant:

relahvant:

i have lost my pants

someone help me find my pants

they have disappeared

poof

gone

pants where are you

i hope they’re okay

throwback to when i was drunk and wrote this poem because i couldn’t find my pants

rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

inssupaia:

Why is there april fools day when my whole life is a joke